Why was Dracula always willing to help
| Vampire jokes
Why was Dracula always willing to help young vampires? Because he liked to see new blood in the business.
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How should you treat a baby
| Various animal jokes
How should you treat a baby goat? Like a kid.
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How do you make a
| Dance jokes
How do you make a tissue dance ? Put a little boogie in it !
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Why is a burning candle like being
| Christmas jokes
Why is a burning candle like being thirsty ? Beacause a little water ends both of them !
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A precious little girl walks
| Children jokes
A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white wabby or a thoft and fuwwy bwack w
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What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !