Q: Why do blondes have little holes all
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces? A: From eating with forks.
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Question: What's the
| Divorce jokes
Question: What's the major cause of divorce? Answer: Once is not enough.
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Yo mama nose so big she makes
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama nose so big she makes Pinochio look like a cat!
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A little Catholic
| Religious jokes
A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could. 'God,' he prayed, 'I really want a car. Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw that the driveway was empty. 'God,' he prayed again, 'I really NEED a car. Still no answer to his prayers. Suddenly the kid stood up, ran into his parents'
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At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after
| Food jokes
At a party, a conjurer was producing egg after egg from a little boy's ear. "There!" he said proudly. "I bet your Mum can't produce eggs without hens, can she?" "Oh yes, she can," said the boy. "She keeps ducks."
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Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub.