How do you hire a teddy bear?
| Various animal jokes
How do you hire a teddy bear? Put him on stilts !
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Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Camp Doctor: Your cough sounds better today! Camper: It should, I practised all night!
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Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were
| Cowboy jokes
Back in the Old West three Texas cowboys were about to be hung for cattle rustling. The lynch mob brought the three men to a tree right at the edge of the Rio Grande. The idea was that when each man had died, they'd cut the rope and he'd drop into the river and drift out of sight They put the
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What did the bumble bee striker say ?
| Sport jokes
What did the bumble bee striker say ? Hive scored !
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What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from
| Letter jokes
What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend? It's a dead letter day.
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Doctor, Doctor I’m on a diet and it’s making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off. Oh dear, that’s a lot of calories!