A rabbit's favourite Christmas
| Christmas jokes
A rabbit's favourite Christmas song? 'Lettuce with a gladsome mind'
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An insurance salesman was getting nowhere in
| Salesmen jokes
An insurance salesman was getting nowhere in his efforts to sell a policy to a farmer. "Look at it this way sir." he said finally. "How would your wife carry on if you should die ?" "Well..." drawled the weather-beaten man, "I don't reckon that'd be any concern of mine -- long as she behave
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Why did the dog sleep so poorly?
| Dog jokes
Why did the dog sleep so poorly? By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
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LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check
| Aviation jokes
LH741: Tower, give me a rough time check Tower: It's Thursday, Sir.
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Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's
| Bed jokes
Father: Why did you put a toad in your sister's bed? Son: I couldn't find a spider.
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What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple.