What is the first thing ghosts do when they get
| Ghost jokes
What is the first thing ghosts do when they get into a car? They fasten their sheet (seat) belts.
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Why do accountants get excited on
| Accountant jokes
Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear casual clothes to work'
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What's a moo hoo for a young calf?
| Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for a young calf? A new moo!
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Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking?
| Ethnic jokes
Q: Why doesn't Saddam go out drinking? A: Why should he when he can get bombed at home?
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What did one chicken say to the other after they
| Bird jokes
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ? "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"
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Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales? He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!