Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine?

Where do cars get the most

| Car and train jokes

Where do cars get the most flat tires? Where there is a fork in the road.

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What 8-letter word has one

| Letter jokes

What 8-letter word has one letter in it? Envelope.

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What do you get if you cross a sports

| Journalist jokes

What do you get if you cross a sports reporter with a vegetable ? A common tater !

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Yo mama so bald even a wig

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so bald even a wig wouldn't help!

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A truck driver was pulled over

| Dirty jokes

A truck driver was pulled over by a State Trooper. The patrolman told him to get out of the truck, and noticed that the driver appeared to be putting something in his mouth as he stepped out of the cab. Figuring that the driver was putting away his pep pills, the patrolman asked "Did I just se

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Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves.