What did one chicken say to the other after they
| Bird jokes
What did one chicken say to the other after they walked through poison ivy ? "You scratch my beak and I'll scratch yours !"
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David received a parrot for his birthday. This
| Bird jokes
David received a parrot for his birthday. This parrot was fully grown with a bad attitude and terrible vocabulary. Every other word was an expletive. Those that weren't expletives were, to say the least, rude. David tried hard to change the bird's attitude. He was constantly saying polite words
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What is the definition of a caterpillar ?
| Insect jokes
What is the definition of a caterpillar ? A worm in a fur coat !
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What would you get if you crossed the Easter
| Easter jokes
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!
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Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York?
| Bus jokes
Passenger: Will this bus take me to New York? Driver: Which part? Passenger: All of me, of course!
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Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac’