What's an octopuses favourite latin
| Various animal jokes
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!
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While crossing the US-Mexican border on his
| Bicycle jokes
While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. "What's in the bags?", asked the guard. "Sand," said the cyclist. "Get them off - we'll take a look," said the guard. The Cyclist did as he was told, emp
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Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
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A man had
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man had been drinking at the bar for hours when he mentioned something about his girlfriend being out in the car. The bartender, concerned because it was so cold, went to check on her. When he looked inside the car, he saw the man's friend, Dave, and his girlfriend kissing one another. The bar
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Alsation: How come
| Dog jokes
Alsation: How come you are always so well behaved when you go on a walk with your master? Chihuahua: It's the leash I can do!
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My new baby is the image of his father. Never mind. just so long as he’s healthy.