Q: How do you drown a blonde?
| Blonde jokes
Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.
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Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb? A: One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.
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Young Bradley arrived at his date's
| Idiot and fool jokes
Young Bradley arrived at his date's house wearing a shirt that had water dripping from it. "What're you doin'?" asked his girlfriend. "How come your shirt is soakin' wet?" "Well," said Bradley, "it said on the label: WASH AND WEAR."
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Father O'Mally has been preaching
| Travel and tourist jokes
Father O'Mally has been preaching at his church in Ireland for so long, that he decides to take a vacation. He has never been married and he is curious as to what an American endures in everyday life. So, he decides to go to the States before it is too late. He hops on the plane bound for Nevada
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What is the difference between a thief and a
| Criminal jokes
What is the difference between a thief and a church bell? One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.
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Why is it best to be bitten quickly by one mosquito? Because an itch in time saves nine.