What's a hairdressers's favourite
| Christmas jokes
What's a hairdressers's favourite Christmas song? 'Oh comb all ye faithful'
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What's a man idea of helping with the
| Men jokes
What's a man idea of helping with the housework? Lifting his legs so you can vacuum.
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A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by
| Farmer jokes
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though, as she kept nagging
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Why are there so many piggy banks?
| Pig jokes
Why are there so many piggy banks? Pigs don't like to hide their money in the mattress.
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When Mr. Maxwell's wife left him he
| Marriage jokes
When Mr. Maxwell's wife left him he couldn't sleep. "She took the bed!"
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Waiter, I’d like a cup of coffee, please, with no cream. I’m sorry, sir, but we’re out of cream. How about with no milk?