What happens if you cross an Ape with an
| Gorilla jokes
What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus? You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
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This elderly Newfoundland
| Dead and dying jokes
This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is near, and when I pass I'd like to be buried at sea." So the boys agreed. A few days after his passing, the local front page read, "Local Fishermen Were Shocked Today When Their Net
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Waiter, there is a
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
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How did the bootician style the ghost's hair?
| Ghost jokes
How did the bootician style the ghost's hair? With a scare dryer!
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If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping
| King Kong jokes
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ? A lid !
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What’s grey but turns red ? An embarrassed elephant !