Why did the auditor cross the
| Accountant jokes
Why did the auditor cross the road? Because he looked in the file and that's what they did last year.
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What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
| Birthday jokes
What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."
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Father Murphy walked
| Military jokes
Father Murphy walked into a pub and said to the first Marine he met, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The Marine said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Leave this pub right now!" He then approached a second Marine. "Do you want to got to heaven?" "Certainly, Father," was the Marine's reply. "T
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A Toledo man was
| Halloween jokes
A Toledo man was admitted to the city hospital last night with severe burns after dunking for French fries at a Halloween party.
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Q: Who has the right of
| Car and train jokes
Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying, "Guns don't kill people. I do."
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Why did the rooster run away ? He was chicken !