An American tourist found himself in a sleepy
| Old age jokes
An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabitant. "Well, sir," replied the villager, "we ain't got one now. He died last week."
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Q: What does Bill Clinton
| Clinton jokes
Q: What does Bill Clinton have in common with former great Presidents? A: Absolutely nothing.
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Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a
| Snake jokes
Q:What do you get when you cross a snake and a kangaroo? A:('A jump rope')"
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You seem to have more than the average
| Lawyer jokes
You seem to have more than the average share of intelligence for a man of your background, sneered the lawyer at a witness on the stand. "If I wasn't under oath, I'd return the compliment," replied the witness.
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Why did the mummy stop using the
| Internet jokes
Why did the mummy stop using the Internet? He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
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Q: What is 68 to a blonde? A: Where she goes down on you and you owe her one.