What are Brazilian fans called?
| Sport jokes
What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!
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Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in
| Zoo jokes
Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with a spine-tingling roar. "Let's get out of here!" said Sauer. "Go on, if'n you want to," said the other redneck. "But Ah'm stayin' for the whole movie!"
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What is the most faithful
| Insect jokes
What is the most faithful insect ? A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them !
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An eighty year old couple decide to
| Dirty jokes
An eighty year old couple decide to try for a child. They visit the doctor who asks the old geezer to produce a sperm sample in a bottle. After two weeks, the couple return and the bottle is empty. "What's the problem?" asks the doctor. "Well," says the old man, "First I tried it with my right h
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When the cat's away.....?
| Cat jokes
When the cat's away.....? The house smells better !
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A family of tortoises went into a cafe for some ice cream. They sat down and were about to start when Father Tortoise said, “I think it’s going to rain. Junior, will you pop home and fetch my umbrella?” So off went junior for Father’s umbrella, but three days later he still hadn’t returned. “I think, dear,” said Mother Tortoise to Father Tortoise, “that we had better eat junior’s ice cream before it melts.” And a voice from the door said, “If you do that I won’t go.”