I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge

One day there was a family driving in the

| Car and train jokes

One day there was a family driving in the car to Michigan to visit their relatives. They were looking for the street they had to turn on to get to their relatives house. They accedently turned on the wrong street so they had to pull in a driveway and turn around. When they pulled into the dr

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Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a

| Police jokes

Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly. The rookie Trooper pulled in behind him and said, "Hey, sarge, why did you stop?" The sarge replied, "He's in Georgia now. They're an

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Did you hear about the vampire who got

| Vampire jokes

Did you hear about the vampire who got married? He proposed to his girl-fiend.

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If six children and two dogs were under

| Weather jokes

If six children and two dogs were under an umbrella, how come none of them got wet? Because it wasn't raining.

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Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or

| Dog jokes

Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger? I'd rather have him chase the tiger.

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I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boys tooth. “Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!” “Yes,” replied the dentist, “but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared out four other patients out of the office.”