What does an envelope say when you lick
| Letter jokes
What does an envelope say when you lick it? Nothing. It just shuts up.
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Q: Why is a blonde like
| Dirty jokes
Q: Why is a blonde like Australia? A: They're both down under, and no one cares.
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Where can a burger get a great night's
| Burger jokes
Where can a burger get a great night's sleep? On a bed of lettuce!
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A little girl climbed
| Hair and bald jokes
A little girl climbed into her grandfather's lap and studied his white, balding head. She ran her fingers along the deep wrinkles and road mapped his face and neck. "Did god make you?", she asked. "yes" he answered. "did god makeme, to?" she wondered. "yes", he replied. "well, she shrugged,
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Why wouldn’t anyone play with the little longhorn? He was too much of a bully!