Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when
| Monster jokes
Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck. Frankenstein said, "Monster, monster, what are you doing here?" The monster said, "Well, boss, they hanged me this morning so now I've come to meet my maker."
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Why don't chickens like people ?
| Bird jokes
Why don't chickens like people ? They beat eggs !
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Doctor how can I cure my sleep
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor how can I cure my sleep walking? Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor!
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After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady
| Computer jokes
After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to find it Dead On Arrival. Naturally, after checking the usual things, he called the dealer and explained his problem. First question from Deviously Evasive Dealer: "Did you c
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Jill: Have you read the Bible?
| Religious jokes
Jill: Have you read the Bible? Jack: No, I'm waiting for the film to come round.
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An American tourist travelling in Limerick came across a little antique shop in which he was lucky enough to pick up, for a mere $150, the skull of Saint Patrick. Included in the price was a certificate of the skull’s authenticity, signed by Saint Patrick himself. Ten years later the tourist returned to Ireland and asked the antique shop owner if he had any more bargains. “I’ve got the very thing for you,” said the Irishman. “It’s the genuine skull of Saint Patrick”. “You swindler!” shouted the American. “You sold me that ten years ago,” and, producing the skull, added, “Look, they’re not even the same size!” “You have it all wrong,” said the Irishman. “This is the skull of Saint Patrick when he was a lad.”