Two Jewish
| Ethnic jokes
Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street. "Well, Morrie, how's your warehouse business going?" . "Oy vey, Abraham, it's not going so good, we had a flood last week." "So, Morrie," whispers Abraham "How do you start a flood?".
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Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage
| Pig jokes
Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November? She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.
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What does a snowman eat for dinner?
| Snowman jokes
What does a snowman eat for dinner? Ice-burgers.
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How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to
| College jokes
How do you get a Texas Tech senior's eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in his ears.
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A couple had two little mischievous boys,
| Religious jokes
A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so
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After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to find it Dead On Arrival. Naturally, after checking the usual things, he called the dealer and explained his problem. First question from Deviously Evasive Dealer: “Did you check to see whether the power was on?” “Of course.” DED: “Did you open the cover and check whether any of the boards had shaken loose in shipping?” “Of course.” DED: Then why are you calling me?” “Well, you sold it to me and there has to be some kind of warranty,” pleaded the frustrated purchaser. “Of course there is,” replied the DED, “But you voided the warranty when you opened the cover.” There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don’t believe this to be a coincidence.