Q: What's the range of an
| Music jokes
Q: What's the range of an accordion? A: Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
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A man was complaining to a
| Marriage jokes
A man was complaining to a friend. "I had it all. Money, a beautiful house, a BIG car, the love of a beautiful woman, then, POW! it was all gone!" "What happened?" asked the friend. "My wife found out."
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Q: What's a blonde's favorite
| Blonde jokes
Q: What's a blonde's favorite color? A: A light shade of clear.
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Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To
| Humor jokes
Q: Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom? A: To wrap itself in toilet paper!
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Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck. Frankenstein said, “Monster, monster, what are you doing here?” The monster said, “Well, boss, they hanged me this morning so now I’ve come to meet my maker.”