Doctor: Have you ever had this
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you've got it again!
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Worthless Son In Law
| Vietnamese
""I can't believe my terrible fate,"" cried Cu Teo. When his friends asked what was the matter, he replied ""My daughter has gone off and married that loser who doesn't know how to drink or gamble."" ""Then what's the problem?"" they asked. ""You should be glad that your son-in-law doesn't drink or
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Policeman: Why have you parked your bus
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here? Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."
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What do romantic fish sing to each other?
| Fishing jokes
What do romantic fish sing to each other? Salmon-chanted evening !
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| Biologist jokes
A biologist was interested in studying how far bullfrogs can jump. He brought a bullfrog into his laboratory, set it down, and commanded, "Jump, frog, jump!" The frog jumped across the room. The biologist measured the distance, then noted in his journal, "Frog with four legs jumped eight fee
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Why don’t chickens like people ? They beat eggs !