Is your food spicy Sir ?

Q: Why are orchestra intermissions

| Music jokes

Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long? A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.

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A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The

| Blonde jokes

A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"

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Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet

| Internet jokes

Teacher: Don't forget to check the Internet if you have trouble with your homework questions. Pupil: It's not the questions I have trouble with, it's the answers.

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Q: What do you call two blondes in a

| Dirty jokes

Q: What do you call two blondes in a canoe? A: Fur traders.

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Henry's son, David, burst into the

| Fishing jokes

Henry's son, David, burst into the house, crying. His mother asked him what the problem was. "Daddy and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then, while he was reeling it in, the line busted and the fish got away." "Now come on, David," his mother said, "a big boy like you

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Is your food spicy Sir ? No, smoke always comes out of my ears !