QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976
| Political jokes
QUESTION: Name the loser in the 1976 presidential race. ANSWER: The American people.
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Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman
| Divorce jokes
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on the grounds that her husband "beats her." The Judge, wanting every detail asked how often it was he beat the woman. "Every damn time your Honor," she sighed, "Every damn time !"
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Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that
| Men jokes
Q. Why is it so hard for women to find men that are sensitive, caring, and good-looking? A. Because those men already have boyfriends.
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This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf
| Aviation jokes
This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew Id like to welcome you aboard British Airways flight 602 from New York to London. We are currently flying at a height of 35,000 feet midway across the Atlantic. If you look out of the windows on the starboard side of the aircraft, you
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Hello, police? Please send an officer over
| Telephone jokes
Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isn't the police station. It's the Delicatessen. Oh. Well, in that case, please send over a pastrami sandwich!
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Q: How did a blind man drive his car? A: One hand on the wheel; the other on the road.