A family of ducks were
| Baby jokes
A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family of skunks were walking the other way when the same 18-wheeler ran over all but one baby. The duck and the skunk finally met each other and the duck said, "Excuse me, my mom
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Q: What do men and sperm
| Dirty jokes
Q: What do men and sperm have in common? A:They both have a one-in-a-million chance of becoming a human being.
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During camouflage training in Louisiana, a
| Military jokes
During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had made a sudden move that was spotted by a visiting general. "You simpleton!" the officer barked. "Don't you know that by jumping and yelling the way you did, you could have endangered the lives of the entire c
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What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he
| Horse jokes
What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he saw she had no clothes on? It made him shy!
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Which author do the Gorillas love
| Gorilla jokes
Which author do the Gorillas love most? Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!
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When young Jose, newly arrived in the United States, made his first trip to Yankee Stadium, there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment, a friendly ticket salesman found him a perch near the American flag. Later, Jose wrote home enthusiastically about his experience. “And the Americans, they are so friendly!” he concluded. “Before the game started, they all stood up and looked at me and sang, …. ‘Jose, can you see?