Why did God create women?
| Dirty jokes
Why did God create women? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
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A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks,
| Baby jokes
A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, "Dad, am I pure polar bear?" The dad replies, "Sure you are son. I'm all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all polar bear." Still unsure the baby polar bear goes to his mom and asks, "Mom, am
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Q. How do you make holy water?
| Religious jokes
Q. How do you make holy water? A. Boil the hell out of it.
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Waiter, there is a cockroach on my
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak ! They don't seem to care what they eat do they sir !
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Why does mama aardvark call her husband a
| Aardvark jokes
Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal? Because he ate his ant for dinner!
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What do you get if you cross a pig and a telephone ? A lot of crackling on the line !