Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a
| Computer jokes
Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use. Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one we've got or don't use any at all.
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Men are like old
| Men jokes
Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
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An Irishman joined the
| Ethnic jokes
An Irishman joined the American Air Force and was making his first parachute jump. The instructor said, "When you jump out of the plane, shout Geronimo and pull the ripcord." When the Irishman woke up in hospital a few days later the first thing he said was, "What was the name of that Indian a
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Who is never hungry at Christmas ?
| Christmas jokes
Who is never hungry at Christmas ? The turkey - he's always stuffed !
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At the Russian War College, the general is a
| Ethnic jokes
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies. One of the officers in the class begins by asking the first question, "Will we have to fight a World War Three?" "Yes, comrad
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Losing an Electric Drill by Andy Gadget