What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they
| Christmas jokes
What did Mrs. Claus say to Santa as they were looking out their front window? "Looks like rein dear"
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Q: How many UPM's does it take
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"
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How can you make a soup rich?
| Food jokes
How can you make a soup rich? Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.
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What two letters do you say when you
| Letter jokes
What two letters do you say when you answer the phone? LO
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Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb? A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!