Have you heard about the pig who took up disco
| Pig jokes
Have you heard about the pig who took up disco dancing? He liked to swing his weight around.
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What did the worm say to the other when he was
| Insect jokes
What did the worm say to the other when he was late home ? Where in earth have you been !
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Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith
| School jokes
Teacher: I'll call you Fred Smith then. Pupil: My dad won't like that. Teacher: Why is that? Pupil: He doesn't like people taking the Mickey out of my name!
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An ideal homework excuse
| School jokes
An ideal homework excuse Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
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Where do football directors go when they are fed
| Sport jokes
Where do football directors go when they are fed up? The bored room!
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After a caller gave a technician her PC’s serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, “I see you have an Aptiva” desktop unit. Before he could say another word, the caller shrieked and said she’d be right back. When the customer returned, the technician asked if she was all right. The caller responded: “Had I realized you could see me, I never would have telephoned in my bathrobe.”