What happened when the monster kissed his one
| Humor jokes
What happened when the monster kissed his one true love? He left lip prints on the mirror!
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How can you tell when the Chief Accountant
| Accountant jokes
How can you tell when the Chief Accountant is getting soft? When he actually listens to Marketing before saying No'
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Teacher: Where is the English Channel
| School jokes
Teacher: Where is the English Channel ? Pupil: I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up
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Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman
| Divorce jokes
Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on the grounds that her husband "beats her." The Judge, wanting every detail asked how often it was he beat the woman. "Every damn time your Honor," she sighed, "Every damn time !"
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Fred's mother was on the
| Dentist jokes
Fred's mother was on the telephone to the boy's dentist. "I don't understand it," she complained, "I thought his treatment would only cost me $20, but you've charged me $80." "It is usually $20, ma'am," agreed the dentist, "but Fred yelled so loudly that three of my other patients ran away!
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Which dog is always without a tail? A hot dog.