Q: What does a proud computer call his
| Computer jokes
Q: What does a proud computer call his little son? A: A microchip off the old block.
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Who was the most powerful
| Cat jokes
Who was the most powerful cat in China ? Chairman Miaow !
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Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt
| Children jokes
Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt shaker yet ? Son: Not yet. It's really hard to get the salt through all those little holes !
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Computers are not intelligent.
| Computer jokes
Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.
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What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's
| Aardvark jokes
What are the aardvark's favorite Beatle's songs? It's Been an Aards Day's Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!
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At dinner, Seth said to his father, “Dad, I got into trouble at school today and it’s all your fault.” “How’s that?” asked the master of the house. “Remember I asked you how much $500,000 was?” “Yeah, I remember.” “Well, ‘a helluva lot’ ain’t the right answer.”