Teacher: I hope I didn’t see you looking at

What is the Ape monster's name?

| Gorilla jokes

What is the Ape monster's name? Godzilla Gorilla!

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I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge

| Dentist jokes

I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boys tooth. "Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!" "Yes," replied the dentist, "but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared out four other p

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The patient: Tell me, is it true that

| Doctor and nurse jokes

The patient: Tell me, is it true that alcohol decreases blood pressure? Doctor: Yes, that is true. P: And, is it true that coffee increases blood pressure? D: Yes, that is also true. P: So, in average, I live normally.

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What kind of physician works on a

| Doctor and nurse jokes

What kind of physician works on a cruise liner? A dry doc.

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Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?

| Dinosaur jokes

Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.

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Teacher: I hope I didn’t see you looking at Fred’s test paper. Pupil: I hope you didn’t see me either!