The best way of saving money is to forget who
| Money jokes
The best way of saving money is to forget who you borrowed it from.
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Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill
| Political jokes
Q: What do the Republicans have that Bill Clinton wishes he had? A: A mandate to govern.
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Why does the Hound of the
| Dog jokes
Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night? Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.
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What do you call a vampire junkie?
| Vampire jokes
What do you call a vampire junkie? Count Drugula.
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Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over
| Snowman jokes
Q: What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby's crib? A: A snowmobile!
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Customer: That crust on the apple pie was too tough. Waiter: That wasn’t the crust, that was the pie plate.