Two paratrooper
| Military jokes
Two paratrooper recruits in a plane: - Are you crazy, Vasily? You are going to jump without a parachute. - Is it mandatory to wear it? - Sure. It's raining outside.
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Why did the pig send his story to New
| Pig jokes
Why did the pig send his story to New York? He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.
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A stupid man was
| Idiot and fool jokes
A stupid man was struggling out of his house with a big table. His neighbor said to him, "Hello, Harry. Where are you going with that then?" And Harry replied, "I'm taking it to the store to have it measured for a new tablecloth."
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Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special
| Rabbit jokes
Rabbit: Are you sure this bottle of special carrot juice will cure me? Doctor: Absolutely. No rabbit ever came back for another.
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What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?
| Snake jokes
What did the snake say to the cornered rat ? Hiss is the end of the line for you !
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Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.