How much money did the bronco have?
| Horse jokes
How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!
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#NAME?'t
| Military jokes
#NAME?'t show. The sergeant gets nervous and every hour reminds the sentry to report about the general's arrival. Finally, the general comes in. - Where have you been? asks the sentry. The sergeant has already asked about you four times.
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Hey, you just shot my wife.
| Marriage jokes
Hey, you just shot my wife. I'm so sorry, have a shot at mine !
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John was sitting outside his
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
John was sitting outside his local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good about himself, when a nun suddenly appears at his table and starts decrying the evils of drink. "You should be ashamed of yourself young man! Drinking is a Sin! Alcohol is the blood of the devil!" Now
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A man walks into a Kansas
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man walks into a Kansas bar with his golden retriever. "Hey," says the bartender, "No dogs allowed in the bar." "Oh please?," begs the customer. You see, you're playing the Royals game, and my dog is a really big fan of the Royals." "You're trying to tell me that this here dog is a BASEBALL
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What should you do if you find an angry 500-pound dog in your kitchen? Eat out.