I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months!

I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw

| Blonde jokes

I looked into a blonde's eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!

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Once a man went to a resturant and ordered

| Restaurant jokes

Once a man went to a resturant and ordered an egg. When it was brought he didn't liked it so he informed the waiter that the egg was bad. Came the reply: "I don't lay egg sir I just lay table !"

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What is the dogs

| Dog jokes

What is the dogs favourite city ? New Yorkie !

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The banker fell overboard from a friend's

| Business jokes

The banker fell overboard from a friend's sailboat. The friend grabbed a life preserver, held it up, not knowing if the banker could swim, and shouted, "Can you float alone?" "Obviously," the banker replied, "but this is a heck of a time to talk business."

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You're hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park

| Weather jokes

You're hiking around on Hampsted Heath (a park near London) at the end of a long sunny day. You run across (separately) the ghosts of Sir Winston Churchill, Sir Baden Powell, and Sir Edmund Hillary, who all give you directions to the nearest tube stop. Whom don't you believe? Your story teller,

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I haven’t spoken to my wife for 18 months! – I don’t like to interrupt her.