What’s the definition of a nervous

Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get

| Ethnic jokes

Q: What do Israeli soldiers do when they get bored? A: They go over to the West Bank & the Gaza Strip and get stoned.

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What kind of dog is the most colorful?

| Dog jokes

What kind of dog is the most colorful? A paint Bernard!

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If you had a million dollars and gave away one

| Money jokes

If you had a million dollars and gave away one quarter, and another quarter, and then another quarter, how much would you have left? A million dollars minus 75 cents.

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What do gnomes fear

| Christmas jokes

What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!

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Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of

| Journalist jokes

Why did the nutty kid throw butter out of the window? He wanted to see a butterfly.

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What’s the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !