A blonde came home from school one day and said
| Blonde jokes
A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde? Her mother replied, Of couse it is, dear. The next day, the blonde said, I can say the alphabet higher then anyone in my class,
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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree
| Cat jokes
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree ? A cat-a-logue !
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My granddaughter came to spend a few
| Children jokes
My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew. After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on her hips, and said in disbelief, "You mean you can do all that, but you can't operate my Game Boy
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Man l: "I got my wife a VCP
| Birthday jokes
Man l: "I got my wife a VCP for her birthday" Man 2: "Don't you mean a VCR?" Man 1: "No, a VCP . . . Very Cheap Present!"
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A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing
| Marriage jokes
A rural Frenchman was on trial for killing his wife when he found her with a neighbor. Upon being asked why he shot her instead of her lover, he replied, "Ah, m'sieur, is it not better to shoot a woman once than a different man every week?"
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Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window. “This reminds me of Finnegan,” remarked one. “What about Finnegan?” inquired the other. “Tis a story that Finnegan died, and when he greeted St. Peter, he said: ‘It’s a fine job you’ve had here for a long time. ‘Well, Finnegan,’ said St. Peter, ‘here we count a million years as a minute and a million dollars as a cent. ‘Ah! said Finnegan, ‘I’m needing cash. Lend me a cent. ‘Sure,’ said St. Peter, ‘just wait a minute.);