What would you get if you crossed the

A young naval student

| Military jokes

A young naval student was being put through the paces by an old sea captain. "What would you do if a sudden storm sprang up on the starboard?" asked the captain. "Throw out an anchor, sir." replied the naval student. "What would you do if another storm sprang up aft?" asked the captain.

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Why do so few men end up in Heaven?

| Men jokes

Why do so few men end up in Heaven? They never stop to ask directions.

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Which aardvark holds the speed record?

| Aardvark jokes

Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

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Is your mother home? the

| Salesmen jokes

Is your mother home? the salesman asked a small boy sitting on the steps in front of a house. "Yeah, she's home," the boy said, scooting over to let him past. The salesman rang the doorbell, got no response, knocked once, then again. Still no one came to the door. Turning to the boy, the fel

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One day a lady was driving on the

| Old age jokes

One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However, when she looked into her rear mirror, much to her dismay, she saw a police car not far behind! And, to make matters worse, the police car turned on his flashin

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What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a leprechaun? The Easter Blarney!