What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
| Birthday jokes
What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? "Hi, Buster."
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A man learned shortly before quitting
| Car and train jokes
A man learned shortly before quitting time that he had to attend a meeting. He tried unsuccessfully to locate his car-pool members to let them know that he would not be leaving with them. Hastily he scribbled a message to one fellow and left it on his desk: "I have a last-minute meeting. Leav
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Jay:
| Heaven and hell jokes
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven? Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker you'll get there.
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What was the first think Queen
| History jokes
What was the first think Queen Elizabeth did on ascending to the throne ? Sat down !
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How do you keep an imbecile
| Idiot and fool jokes
How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ? Tell him a joke when he's a baby !
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You’ve failed history again ! Well you always told me to let bygones be bygones !