Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?
| Cannibal jokes
Why was the cannibal fined by the judge? He was caught poaching.
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Dad, why do you write so slow? asked
| Parent jokes
Dad, why do you write so slow? asked Dennis. "I have to," replied his father. "I'm a slow reader."
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How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white?
| Teeth jokes
How does Snoop Dogg keep his canine teeth white? BLEEEEEE-YATCH!
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Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking
| Dentist jokes
Monster: Doctor, doctor, I'm a blood-sucking monster and I keep needing to eat doctors. Doctor: Oh what a shame. I'm a dentist.
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A man telephoned an airline office in New
| Aviation jokes
A man telephoned an airline office in New York and asked, "How long does it take to fly to Boston?" The clerk said, "Just a minute..." "Thank you," the man said and hung up.
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What did Adam do when he wanted some sugar? He raised Cain.