Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it

What kind of street does a ghost like best?

| Ghost jokes

What kind of street does a ghost like best? A dead end.

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I'd like to say

| Birthday jokes

I'd like to say something nice about you as it's your birthday. Why don't you? Because I can't think of a single thing to say!

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What happened to the girl who

| Halloween jokes

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her.

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Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you!

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A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers

| Religious jokes

A Sunday school teacher of preschoolers asked the students to learned one fact about Jesus by the following Sunday. The following week she asked each child in turn what he or she had learned. Susie said, "He was born in a manger." Bobby said, "He threw the money changers out of the temple." Li

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Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read “one at a time, please”