An actor went to see a new agent one day

Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She

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Did you hear about the blonde tap dancer? She fell in the sink!

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A father, mother, and son were going to Europe

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A father, mother, and son were going to Europe and were going to visit the nude beaches while they were there. They didn't want the son to get a distorted view of beauty, so they told him that the men with really big dicks were really really dumb, and that the woman with really big tits were rea

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Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her

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Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."

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What did Frankenstein's

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What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning? Thanks, I needed that.

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What happened when a cannibal went on a

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What happened when a cannibal went on a self-catering holiday? He ate himself.

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An actor went to see a new agent one day and said, `You must have a look at my act, it really is innovative. So saying, he flew up to the ceiling, circled the room a few times and landed smoothly on the agent’s desk. `So you do bird impressions,’ said the agent, `what else can you do?