Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese
| Ethnic jokes
Q: What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man? A: A car thief who can't drive!
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What is the difference between the
| Political jokes
What is the difference between the government and the Mafia? One of them is organized.
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There was once a high-powered businessman who
| Business jokes
There was once a high-powered businessman who insisted on taking his three secretaries everywhere with him - a tall one for writing longhand, a short one for taking down shorthand, and a very small one for adding footnotes.
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Now do you save a man from drowning?
| Men jokes
Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
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A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when this absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives the husband a big kiss, says she’ll see him later and walks away. His wife glares at him and says, “Who the hell was that?” “Oh,” replies the husband, “she’s my mistress.” “Well, that’s the last straw,” says the wife. “I’ve had enough, I want a divorce.” “I can understand that,” replies her husband, “but remember, if we get a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infinities and Lexuses in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours.” Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe on his arm. “Who’s that woman with Jim? ” asks the wife. “That’s his mistress,” says her husband. “Ours is prettier,” she replies.