Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas
| Christmas jokes
Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !
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What did the farmer say when all
| Farmer jokes
What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ? I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !
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What do builders use to make
| Internet jokes
What do builders use to make websites? Com.crete.
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A Congressman was once asked
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it. But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxab
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Jett was trying to
| Idiot and fool jokes
Jett was trying to light a match. He struck the first one and it didn't work, so he threw it away. He struck the second match. That didn't work either, so he tossed it. Jett struck the third one and it lit up. "That's a good one!" said the idiot, blowing it out. "Ah'm gonna save it!"
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What did the great Ape say as he plummeted from the skyscraper? Listen baby, I think I’m falling for you!