Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas

A man was traveling down a country road when

| Marriage jokes

A man was traveling down a country road when he saw a large group of people outside a house. He stopped and asked a person why the large crowd was there. A farmer replied, "Joe's mule kicked his mother-in-law and she died." "Well," replied the man, "she must have had a lot of friends."

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What is a mouse's favorite record ?

| Mouse jokes

What is a mouse's favorite record ? 'Please cheese me' !

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How did the Chihuahua disappear

| Dog jokes

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road? It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

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What was the name of the hog who was knighted by

| Pig jokes

What was the name of the hog who was knighted by King Arthur? Sir Lunchalot.

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One of my husband's duties as a novice drill

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One of my husband's duties as a novice drill instructor at Fort Jackson, S.C., was to escort new recruits to the mess hall. After everyone had made it through the chow line, he sat them down and told them, "There are three rules in this mess hall: Shut up! Eat up! Get up!" Checking to see that

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Whats the best thing to put into a Christmas cake ? Your teeth !