A Congressman was once asked

What goes "Clip"?

| Horse jokes

What goes "Clip"? A one legged horse!

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Colin

| Military jokes

Colin Powell, once USA's highest ranking military officer, (now Secretary of State), loves to relate this incident from his Vietnam days. It shows the importance of clear objectives. Finding an outpost at a very vulnerable spot, Powell decided to investigate why it was location was chosen. H

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A defendant was

| Lawyer jokes

A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In the defense's closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, decided to try a trick. "Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise

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What do you call a pig thief?

| Pig jokes

What do you call a pig thief? A hamburglar!

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I don't think these photographs

| Beauty jokes

I don't think these photographs you've taken do me justice. You don't want justice - you want mercy !

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A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. “If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I’m against it. But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxable potion that puts needed funds into public coffers to comfort little crippled children, then I’m for it. This is my position, and I will not compromise.”