She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it
| Beauty jokes
She's so ugly that when a wasp stings her it shuts its eyes.
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What is musical and
| Music jokes
What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.
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yo mama is so fat
| Yo momma jokes
yo mama is so fat you could use her belly button as a wishing well...
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A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond
| Marriage jokes
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles." "She did," he replied. "But where in the hell was I gonna find a fake Jeep?"
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First Caribou:
| Insect jokes
First Caribou: What well-known cartoon character do moths like a hole lot? Second Caribou: Micky Moth!
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How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M’s.