How does a barber make phone calls?

Big Louie the

| Humor jokes

Big Louie the Torpedo was becoming increasingly curious about one of the newer members of his mob, Benny the Rod. Benny had been in the business for many years in another part of the country. During that time he had garnered quite a reputation for being the most conscientious and honorable h

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Q. Why did the jellybean go to

| School jokes

Q. Why did the jellybean go to school? A. Because he wanted to be a smarty

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Why is a cat like a penny?

| Money jokes

Why is a cat like a penny? Because it has a head on one side and a tail on the other.

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What could you do if you were on a

| Food jokes

What could you do if you were on a desert island without food or water? Open your watch: drink from the spring, and eat the sand which is (sandwiches) there.

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What's a mouse's favourite record ?

| Mouse jokes

What's a mouse's favourite record ? Please cheese me !

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How does a barber make phone calls? He cuts them short.