The local sheriff was looking
| Police jokes
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Gomer - who was not exactly the sharpest nail in the bucket went in to try out for the job. "Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Gomer, what is 1 and 1?" "11" he replied. The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right."
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How did the monster cure his sore throat?
| Monster jokes
How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling.
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A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us
| Cannibal jokes
A cannibal's dillema: If God didn't want us to eat people, why did he make them out of meat?
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Waiter, there is
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a maggot in my soup ! Don't worry sir, he won't last long in there !
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Why did the cannibal break up with his
| Cannibal jokes
Why did the cannibal break up with his girlfriend? She didn't suit his taste!
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Where do you find a down-and-out octopus ? On squid row !