The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host

Paul got off

| Dog jokes

Paul got off the elevator on the 40th floor and nervously knocked on his blind date's door. She opened it and was as beautiful and charming as everyone had said. "I'll be ready in a few minutes," she said. "Why don't you play with Rollo while you're waiting? He does wonderful tricks. He rol

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How do you make rude noises on the

| Internet jokes

How do you make rude noises on the Internet? With a whoop e-cushion.

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Walking through Chinatown, a tourist

| Travel and tourist jokes

Walking through Chinatown, a tourist is fascinated with all the Chinese restaurants, shops, signs and banners. He turns a corner and sees a building with the sign, "Hans Olaffsen's Laundry." "Hans Olaffsen?", he muses. "How in hell does that fit in here?" So he walks into the shop and sees an old

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How many ducks would there be,

| Bird jokes

How many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two ducks, and two ducks behind two ducks? Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

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A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde

| Blonde jokes

A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him. She knocks on the window and says, "Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load." The trucker just ignores her, the light changes, and he proceeds down the street. At the next light, the blonde again catches up a

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The hog was a failure as a TV talk show host What happened? He turned out to be a big boar.