Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin
| Clinton jokes
Q: Why does Clinton always have a stupid grin on his face? A: He is stupid!
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A retiring farmer in preparation for selling
| Farmer jokes
A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he went to every house in his town. To the houses where the man is the boss, he gave a horse. To the houses where the woman is the boss, a chicken was given. He got toward the end of the street and sa
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What do you call it when cows do battle in outer
| Cow jokes
What do you call it when cows do battle in outer space? Steer Wars.
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What did one mouse say to the other
| Computer jokes
What did one mouse say to the other mouse? I get a click out of you.
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Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas?
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? A1: They can't find the zipper. A2: They cant find the pull tab.
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What has wings, a long tail, and wears a bow? A birthday pheasant!